[The camera is kind of shaky, indicating that it's a hand held. It pans around showing a flurry of people touring different booths, mostly selling homemade preserves, pastry and painting faces of young kids, the camera turns quickly to show the face of MPW TV Champ, Justin Fischer. He smiles brightly for the camera]

Justin Fischer: So in case you hadn't figured it out yet, it is I...the First...and last TV Champ. And I am in beautiful Turo, Nova Scotia visiting the famous Wild Blueberry Festival. Now this is my first time coming to Turo and I must say that....

[he smirks and leans as close as he can to the camera with out distorting his face]

Justin Fischer: It's the biggest freaking hick town I have ever been in.

[he laughs]

Justin Fischer: but well they asked me to come for their celebrity Pie eating contest. Word on the street was that Boobzilla turned them down.... but anyway, seeing as how I am fairly famous and I loooove pie....

[he winks at the camera]

Justin Fischer: I couldn't very way say no. Although it's hardcore country around here, the chicks are b-e-a-utiful. Can't help myself. Just a little food for thought to all those skanks in Vegas who could be mistaken as clowns with the layers of cake makeup they apply with a spatula....

[he shakes his head]

Justin Fischer: Anyway, they're going to start the contest in about an hour so until then I'm going to go around to the booths and give all you people a glance at life in Canada...well East Coast Canada.

[Justin walks up to a booth where an older woman is selling pastries. She smiles at Justin with complete ignorance as to who he is, which doesn't go unnoticed by him]

Pastry Woman: Hi there young man...are you interested in trying my pie?

[Justin looks at the camera with wide eyes and gives a disgusted face]

Justin Fischer: Not in a million years lady

Pastry Woman: Oh come on...It's the best in Turo. I go to all the little towns and people can't help but praise how flaky my crust is...and the filling is the best part. I don't add anything....

Justin Fischer: All the little towns you say....

[the woman nods her head and a huge smile spreads across her face]

Pastry Woman: I've won awards for juiciest pie filling. I get asked all the time how I do it, especially with how old I am....

[Justin tries to hold in the laugh]

Justin Fischer: Really? How old are you?

Pastry Woman: I am 87 years young. Never been sick a day in my life but I love to make my pie.

Justin Fischer: Well I'll just take your word for it... nice talking to you.

Pastry Woman: Well maybe if you come back a little later I'll give you a free sample

[the lady winks and Justin shutters]

Justin Fischer: NEXT!

[Justin moves on to the next booth where a woman in what looks to be her 20's is painting a butterfly on a little girl's face. Justin flashes the girl a smile before taking the empty seat beside her]

Justin Fischer: hey...

Makeup girl: Hey...I've never seen you around here before....

Justin Fischer: Guess you don't watch professional Wrestling?

[the makeup girl shakes her head, her pigtails swinging back and forth]

Justin Fischer: Well...just to give you a quick bio here, I'm Justin and I work with MPW. I'm a champion there you know...

[the girl's eyes go wide and she offers him a big smile]

Justin Fischer: That's right. I'm their Television Champion. I beat 5 other guys for the belt.

Makeup girl: Well then you must be pretty good....

[she giggles and Justin mouths to the camera, 'oh yea']

Justin Fischer: The best. If you want later I could show you a few moves....

[the girl goes to open her mouth when a shout comes from the crowd]

Male voice: Hey...what you doing with my sister?

Justin Fischer: Oh, time to fly. here.

[he hands her a piece of paper with his number and scoots away before the man can actually get to the table. Justin starts talking to the camera again]

Justin Fischer: I know I could take the guy but if you wanna get in the girls pants, beating the shit out of her brother is not the way to go about it. She'll call...guaranteed.

[he turns the camera back to the scene in front of him as he makes his way to another booth, this one selling crafts and furniture. There's a middle aged woman this time and she gives Justin a huge smile before approaching him]

Crafty Lady: Hi there Stud. Anything catch your eye?

[she adjusts her top so that her limited cleavage is seen more clearly. He turns the camera back toward his face and rolls his eyes]

Justin Fischer: Not yet. I'll let you know.

[She looked disappointed as Justin walks away, he looks at the camera a minute and shakes his head.]

Justin Fischer: I'm not against a good cougar but I think that one reached her expiry date a few years ago.

[over the crowds the sound of a megaphone turning on is heard and the voice booms through the air]

Loud Voice: would all eating contest contestants please make their way to the podium, we're starting momentarily

Justin Fischer: Well that's my cue.

~*~

[Instead of Justin's hand held, the angle changes to a better picture and Justin is wiping his face with a towel, clearing away evidence of his adventure. a woman comes to untie an apron from around his neck and Justin gives the woman a trademark smile and she blushes.]

Reporter: Justin...how does it feel to have just won the contest?

Justin Fischer: there was never any doubt. once a champion always a champion. Doesn't' matter what avenue the contest is in, I always win.

Reporter: So tell our audience a little about your career in MPW

Justin Fischer: Finally, someone that can recognize. I am the first and current Television champion but not for long...

[the reporter cuts him off]

Reporter: Why is that? Are you planning on losing it already?

[Justin looks a little angry at the man]

Justin Fischer: Are you really expecting me to take that seriously? Of course I'm not planning on losing. What I meant, if you had let me finish, was that I'm not going to waste much time before trying to go for the North American title next. I believe in working my way up, proving that by having every single title in this place that I am undisputedly the best there is.

Reporter: But I hear that your sister Bliss just won a chance at that title...what if she won it over the current champion...Adian Caine....

Justin Fischer: For a small town reporter I'm impressed that you actually did a little research before approaching me. Kudos. As for my Sister and Adian Caine...I'm not threatened by either one. Bliss and I both knew going into this that we might end up facing each other at some point. I've never taken it easy on her during training and she has gotten a cheap shot here and there, however...when it comes to that title there is no loyalty. It's just me and another opponent.

Reporter: and the match you have on Monday...against the new World Champion Trey Baxter... can you tell us a little bit about that feud you have?

[Justin starts to laugh]

Justin Fischer: Feud, please. It's not a feud, it's a guy that bribed his way onto a show that usually talks about internet blooper videos to bash a guy he was facing. I don't expect anything less this time around. the man can't find anything better to do then spend his nights reviewing Promo's and matches with a fine tooth comb for even the stupidest piece of information or menial detail. mind you, I do review my opponents matches to learn their moves, their weaknesses but I don't do it like he seems to. geez obsessed much? he can't come up with a decent insult or comeback if his life depended on it. I look forward to seeing his attempt to burn me. I single handily made that guy think he had a child out there. I know how to find out anything on anybody and I don't care who gets hurt in the process because it's all about the final product. Let me tell you a few things about Baxter....the no good cheating asshole. the man was actually banging another woman the night his wife was driving on a dangers stretch of highway in rain so heavy it was coming down in sheets. her dying words were his name....I mean really...I have to wonder, what kind of man would cheat on his pregnant wife?....on wait I know one other but we'll save that for another day....Rage.

[The reporter opens his mouth to ask but Justin holds up a hand to stop him]

Justin Fischer: Let's not get off topic here pencil dick. Baxter thinks he's tough shit because he fought for 8 years in street fighting rings to pay for his addiction. Fuck that is nothing compared to what I've seen. I've been in Caracas, Iraq and South America during some of their worst times. I almost got shot on numerous occasions. I was even detained by Brazilian police for 24 hours just for looking at a police officer funny...I was beaten something fierce for that but yet here I am. If you can stand there and tell me that you think your tough because you beat up some punks in Chicago your talking to the wrong man about pain and suffering. Your nothing but a goon turned wrestler, and a pretty crappy one at that. I can't believe you beat out Blaze for the world title, but it's no matter...you won't be holding it very long. You spew garbage and worthless comebacks...it's almost in the same pitiful calibre as your so called skills. I know your going to come back at me with some lame attempt that saying that because I'm only TV champ right now that it means that I'm not good enough to face you. whatever man, You have no idea what I've been through, what I know, let alone what I've been called....I need a good laugh so come on...shock me. the moral of this story Baxter is that the only reason your even here is because you got lucky. Not as lucky as other's in your life it seems.

[he takes a minute to belch, he bangs his chest a minute and then smiles]

Justin Fischer: Sorry, talking about Baxter always gives me indigestion.

Reporter: Why is that?

Justin Fischer: It upsets my stomach that people have to listen to his worthless opinion. Did you see his last promo? He actually went and booked Blaze a hospital room.

[he rolls his eyes]

Justin Fischer: In all my years of watching and being a part of this business, even if I wasn't a participant, I have seen every attempt at trying to get a rise out of your opponent and if he really thinks that, that would get a rise out of Jackson Blaze he's just as delusional as Biguns thinking she can fit in a size 4. the fact of the matter is that I don't give a shit where you were, what you did or what you have now. I don't care what you call me. The only thing I'm concerned about is making sure you remember what happened two weeks ago when I cruise controlled your ass in the middle of that ring...oh don't you remember...well that's no problem, I can easily show you again. Actually I'll make you a deal, I'll do it twice so you don't forget again.

Reporter: Aren't you afraid of What Baxter is going to bring up about your promo's?

[Justin laughs hysterically]

Justin Fischer: Why would I? it's only going to be the same boring ass stuff he's brought up before. It's so bloody obvious that Baxter lives in the past not the present, which is the exact reason why not only am I going to kick his ass on Monday, but why Adian Caine is going to take the title away from him. Enough about him...next question?

Reporter: a feud you do have is with Fisherman and his manager Jasmine Biguns...can you tell us a little about that?

Justin Fischer: Fisherman is a drone. He likes to try and delude the impressionable minds of our fans that he's the king of the world. I have to wonder what world he's talking about cuz he's no where close...maybe he should try winning some matches first....then we might be on our way up that ladder. I think he spends too much time stroking that dead animal he calls facial hair. I'm really starting to run out of things to insult the guy about but I'll keep doing it because it's fun. Just like digging at his little girlfriend...or should I say big girlfriend. In fact I think they invited her to this first...you know with her history and love of food but she turned it down, but she does have that little glandular problem so maybe trying to stuff your face with pie isn't a good idea....but if she swings that way all the power to you. I certainly like a good pie. All I can say is that Biguns needs to lighten up. I mean pigs are kind of cute...in a disgusting fat-roll in the mud-kind of way right? But I dedicate my win to her tonight....missed some mighty good pastry....

[the girl from the makeup table came over to him, carrying a blue ribbon. She sat in his lap and pinned the ribbon to his shirt before pulling his face to hers and kissing him deeply. Justin pulled away to smile at her before turning back to the reporter]

Justin Fischer: This just proves my point about how I always win. one way or another. so I'd like to end this little interview quickly for you. Trey Baxter is nothing but a whinny stupid bitch that I'm going to demolish on Monday and then....what's that say about his world championship belt? that the 'TV' champion beat him. That's why I'm going to kill him...just to prove that his cocky attitude is in no way shape or form as good as mine. Now if you don't mind, I have something I need to take care of.

[Justin helps the girl up and then waves the reporter away. He takes the girl's hand and they walk away...the scene fades to black]