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ROLEPLAY TITLE: 

You Call That An Insult?

MATCH: 

Singles match Vs. John Fisherman

EVENT: 

Monday Night Main Event

DATE: 

August 25, 2012

 
[Laura brushes some hair away from her face before she approaches the door in front of her. The first thing she hears is loud music. She rolls her eyes and knocks. The knock goes un noticed. She tries the handle and finds it open. What she sees doesn't really shock her all to much from what she knows of her friend and tag partner but she can't help but be amazed. Bliss, wrapped in only a towel, hair wet and hanging around her shoulder, has a hair brush in her hand and is dancing around singing alone to a well known Madonna song...and as far as Laura is concerned, doing a pretty damn good job of it]

Bliss (singing): Things haven't been the same. Since you came into my life You found a way to touch my soul And I'm never, ever, ever gonna let it go Happiness lies in your own hand It took me much too long to understand How it could be Until you shared your secret with me Mmm mmm Something's comin' over, mmm mmm Something's comin' over, mmm mmm Something's comin' over me My baby's got a secret

[Bliss still hasn't noticed Laura. She walks into the room behind her and turns down the volume on the song, causing Bliss to turn around and almost act out aggressively]

Bliss: Holy shit Laure, don't you knock?

[Laura shook her head and rolled her eyes]

Laura: I did you ass. You didn't answer cuz you couldn't hear it. I didn't know you could sing...

[Bliss shrugged. Laura got a devious smile on her face]

Laura: Singing to anybody in particular?

[It was Bliss' turn to roll her eyes]

Bliss: No of course not. I just like Madonna. Got a problem with that?

Laura: No. Just asking.

Bliss: Nosey Bitch. What do I owe the pleasure of her majesty's presence this afternoon?

[Laura smirked]

Laura: Oh I happened to be in the neighbourhood.

Bliss: Bitch Please....

Laura: Ok, fine I stopped by because I wanted to congratulate you in person about your win last week and I haven't been back in town until today. Your really think I'm going to stick around in Vegas when i have a beautiful home in LA?

Bliss: Yeah well was there any doubt. Billy boy could have at least put me up against some decent competition....however it's no matter because I did exactly what I promised to do and that was dominate. Now I'm going to start cleaning up the trash and bottom feeders around here. Any word on when those dead beats are going to tell us that we're the only decent team to deserve the tag titles?

[Laura shook her head]

Laura: No, not yet. There aren't very many teams in this place yet...but I agree...they should just acknowledge true skill and just give them to us.....I'll keep pestering Adams about it though.

Bliss: Speaking of Adams....he just threw me in this match against John Fisherman. I wonder if that has anything to do with Justin or to do with you...

Laura: you mean because I'm obviously better than Biguns?

Bliss: oh so you do think that it's because you and Biguns are fighting over that waste Fisherman.

[Laura shrugged]

Laura: Well I could do more for him. To be honest, I finally found something amusing about your brother besides the fact that he wears leather pants...

Bliss: Like I said, that was one time....you and Johnny for god's sake. Can't you just drop it already....

Laura: come, you can't not say that it was pretty gay....

[Bliss let out a huff]

Bliss: Okay fine now will you drop it. I'm tired of hearing about it. Fuck.

Laura: So...game plan for Monday....

Bliss: Game plan? Beat Fisherman's ass and prove that I'm not the only Fischer that can beat his girly ass. I got a chance to view his promo. really, the worse thing he had to say was that Justin was a girl....

[Laura held in a smirk and Bliss put a hand on her hip and gave her a warning look]

Bliss: yeah haha...laugh all you want...the point of the matter is that it's getting old...kind of like your leather pants thing. I'm actually really disappointed that he'd rather spend more time talking about Justin and you then his actual opponent. At least Biguns recognized my skills better than he seemed to do. He's facing the freakin' #1 contender for the North American title belt. he can think he's going to beat me all he wants...never going to happen.

Laura: Oh I know that. Your preaching to the choir on that one. To be honest I don't think he'd ever stand a chance against Justin in another match but we're not talking about your brother...we're talking about you.

Bliss: I have to wonder though...the goatee he has or beard...or rat...I don't even know what it is but it looks disgusting. Probably smells really bad too. How can he think that's attractive? I mean I have nothing against facial hair at all but that's just....

[Laura started to laugh]

Bliss: but you know what I mean right... As for Biguns, I find it really stupid that she takes offence to my brother's stupid jokes so easily...I mean why should she still be bothered by something that happened when she was a kid anyway....she's obviously not fat anymore...

Laura: I beg to differ...

Bliss: right, she's been calling you a cow lately. You shouldn't be bothered either....cuz your hot.

Laura: Careful....they're calling us lesbians too you know.

Bliss: Phf. Just Jealously. Fisherman is probably just imagining the two of us and getting a boner. I mean I'm hot, your hot....who wouldn't wanna whack off to that....doesn't he realize that your married and I'm kind of seeing someone....and they're both male....but I love when people overlook the facts because it makes it that much easier for me to squash them.

Laura: You should do an interview about the match.

[Bliss waves it off]

Bliss: what for? I don't pander to the fans.

Laura: Well too bad, I booked on for both of us anyway. go get dressed and make yourself look more beautiful.

[Bliss rolled her eyes]

Bliss: Don't you ever use a phone? You know calling me ahead of time would have done wonders...

Laura: I did. I even buzzed up to your apartment when I got here and you didn't hear it obviously. Some little man with an evil eye let me in...wanted to know if I worked on the strip. I was 10 seconds away from booting him. I even waited for the next elevator to avoid getting stuck in a tight space with him.

[Bliss laughed]

Bliss: I see you met Skeezo. Don't worry about him, that's Blaze's side kick. He's a nasty little fucker but he's starting to grow on me. he thought I was a stripper the first time we met.

Laura: Your seriously screwed up, you know that. I could never like a guy like that...

Bliss: Blaze or Skeezo?

Laura: Both I guess, but hey to each their own right. anyway, go get ready

~*~

[Tim Bowers is starring straight at the noticeable cleavage of both women. Bliss catches his eye and gives him a nasty glare which makes him direct his eyes else where. he turns to his camera crew to start rolling. they've met him in Laura's hotel room and they're sitting across from him in the sitting room of the suite Johnny's well earned money had afforded the couple]

Tim Bowers: Good afternoon folks, I'm Tim Bowers, I'm here with the Goddess Factor. Welcome Ladies.

[Bliss remained straight faced, while Laura gave him a huge fake smile]

Laura: thank you Tim.

Tim Bowers: Now, to get straight to the questions the fans really want the answers too. the first I wanna ask is about your status as a Tag Team. Your alliance hasn't really been around that long has it and neither is the fact that you Laura, went from being manager to player in a short period of time...can you enlighten us a little on that?

Laura: I know a good thing when I see it, and the moment I Saw Goddess Factor I knew that those women were destined to do great things. I wanted to help them get noticed, get bigger, get better and eventually take the Tag titles. Now it was unfortunate that we lost Siren so soon but I didn't see anyone in this fed that was even close to be the same calibre as Bliss except of course myself.

Bliss: I was a little stunned at first when she suggested that she herself become my tag partner but over the last couple weeks we've realized that there was never another option. Laura is the only bitch that could keep up with me...well besides Siren that is.

Tim Bowers: another question that seems to keep coming up is your intentions when you asked John Fisherman to be your client....

Laura: I'm not about to explain my actions to you or the 'fans'. the only thing that needs to be known is that he can do way better than her. She's a jealous cow with nothing better to do than complain about her sister or try and hold John Fisherman up on a pedestal he hasn't deserved yet. I was only offering him another option...one that he could actually use to win.

Tim Bowers: Speaking of John Fisherman, Bliss your booked to face him on Monday night...what do you have to say about that...

[Bliss started to laugh]

Bliss: Do you have another hour? I will never have enough time to tell you everything that's wrong about Fisherman but I'll try and keep it short. he's a man that so full of himself that he presumes that he'll demolish every opponent he's up against but yet he always seems to fall short. he Fails to see that facts that are presented right in front of him....oh like that fact that I'm next in line to take the North American title. he couldn't win his match for the TV title and he couldn't win the ROTD either. Mind you, I lost that tournament either, but in my second chance for greatness I rose from the ashes like the phoenix I am...he let himself get distracted by my brother and he choked. I have to admire his confidence but sometimes you have to know when something just isn't working...and dude, it's just not working for you. This whole 'king of the world' thing your trying to trend is just not picking up so really...put that beast out of its misery....oh wait sorry that would be cruel to that cow Biguns wouldn't it...sorry. Fact of the matter is that he couldn't even come out and call me anything decent. I'm beyond bored....and I thought I was falling asleep during douchebag Michaels promos....

Tim Bowers: He likes to try and target Justin in his promos...does that bother you at all?

Bliss: Why would it? Look my brother is a big boy and he can defend himself...besides in this company we're competitors....and one day it may very well come down to him and I facing each other in that ring and I do not intend to take it easy on him. If anything he'd be proud of me if I happened to get the chance to kick his ass. The hard part will be that we both know each other's moves so that match will be one the fans will probably be on the edge of their seats watching. He can call Justin whatever the hell he wants and it's not going to cause me to lash out at him.

Tim Bowers: I have to admire your confidence.

Bliss: Why wouldn't you? Other wrestlers in this fed think about me as one of two things.... an eye candy slut or a easy win. I'm neither. I admit, I am one of the hottest things to come into that ring but I'm not a slut and I'm not stupid. I'm also one of the toughest competitors in this fed and I will not give up. I was 2-0 and I came back with a vengeance. I didn't sit around and whine about my loses like Fisherman did. Like I've said before, I probably have bigger balls then most of the guys in this place. And I'll continue to win starting with one against Fisherman on Monday....I wonder if he's going to whine about that too. Buck up dude and pull yourself together. Stop being a chick already.

[Tim laughed and Bliss merely smirked]

Tim Bowers: I've been approached on many occasions about whether your guys are having some fun behind the scenes... you know what I mean....

[Bliss starts to stand but Laura pushes her back into the seat. Bliss' hand goes to her elastic band instead and Laura takes the lead]

Laura: if your asking if we're lesbians the answer is no and will and has always been no. I know that dirty little mind of yours was hoping we'd come out of the closet but sadly...for you...I'm in love with my husband and Bliss is having fun with someone else at the moment....who is a guy...no doubt despite what others have said about him.

Tim Bowers: Ooohhh, are we talking about Jackson Blaze...I've heard some rumours and...

[This time Bliss did rise from her chair and grab Bowers by his collar. she gave him a pretty menacing look. Laura simply looked on with a look of amusement on her face]

Bliss: Look here tiny Tim. Who I'm involved with outside of work are none of yours and the so called fans business. You can believe whatever rumours you want but I'm not going to break down and tell you my personal shit.

[she released him and returned to her chair. Bowers adjusted his suit jacket and cleared his throat]

Tim Bowers: One final question. About your eventual match against Adian Caine for the North American Title...do you have anything to say about that?

Bliss: when I face Caine again, I will be ready for him. Outside of the ring, we're civil and we leave our politics where they belong...in the ring. We may take the occasional jab at each other but in the end, we respect each other and know that we're both decent competition for each other.

Tim Bowers; So would you call him a friend?

[Bliss was unintentionally silent for a few minutes before answering the question]

Bliss: I don't really know what you would call us. I used to say he was a Fr-enemy but I think it's better than that, but not quite good enough to call an outright friend. all I know is that he's too goody-goody for me to be a good friend to him. I don't really have too many friends because I admit, I'm a back stabber and those that are involved with me know that, as I'm sure Caine knows that as well. I have no real loyalties to anybody but my father and two of my brothers. And before you ask, no...neither Justin or Titan are those brothers. I don't want to define anything when it comes to Caine but I will fight to the end for that North American title as I'm sure that Caine will fight to keep it and then at the end, we'll probably be at some bar, toasting each other with bruises and black eyes. That just seems to be the way we roll.

Tim Bowers: Titan, Adams new bodyguard is your brother?

Bliss: yes yes. he's my eldest brother. the one that I was a manager for in ICW. I don't know why he's even here when he said he was done with this business, however...not my problem. he wants to be Adam's lap dog he can go right ahead...as long as he stays away from me. We're working on our relationship but so far it's slow going. Now I think I'm just about done with your nosey questions. Excuse me.

[Bliss stood and left the room, leaving Bowers and Laura alone]

Tim Bowers: She's pretty touchy about her brothers....someone must be on the rag....

[Laura stood this time and went eye to eye with the man]

Laura: Bliss isn't the only tough chick in this place and I have no qualms about showing you that. Now I was a gracious enough host to let you do this but I think you've more than over stayed your welcome. You have 5 minutes to leave before I start breaking body parts.

[Laura watched as Bowers practically ran from the room, his camera crew backing up hastily to avoid a nasty scene. Once they had left, Laura laugh and called out to Bliss]

Laura: The Idiots gone. I told you it would be fun.

[Bliss emerged from the bathroom with a huge grin]

Bliss: I love fucking with the staff. We are a bunch of assholes aren't we.

Laura: Damn straight but it got the point across. Let's see what Fisherman or anybody else has to say about that now.

Bliss: So? Dinner....

Laura: My treat again of course. Let's get sloshed too. Johnny likes when I'm a bit tipsy.

[Bliss was thinking that Blaze felt the same about her and nodded her head in agreement. She was starting to think she'd found a kindred soul in Laura Tavares]

ACHIEVEMENTS:

#1 Contender for the North American Title