I started to record and looked straight at the camera.

Bliss: Okay so here you scum bags go. My final words on this match. I'm going to try and address all you losers. But let me start with you Jeff Wolf-man.

I look at the camera. Showing them all my fake 'I don't give a fuck' smile.

Bliss: Whoa there Jeff...buddy...what's with everybody in this place taking things to such personal levels. I never insulted your manhood or anything, I was simply saying that I didn't see the comparison when you called your self wolf so back the fuck off. Don't you think your going a little bit too far with the breaking and entering and the death threats? I mean really...I didn't say anything that would cause you to go ballistic. God sakes man get some help with that shit really....whatever they're giving you ain't strong enough. And as for making my words soft and sweet? Do you know who the hell your talking to? your talking about doing your research but yet clearly you need to take your own advice there bucko. I have never been nice or sweet to anybody and if you think I'm afraid of you your sadly mistaken. Come anywhere near me outside of that ring and I will have you back in that institution so fast you won't be able to even utter the words 'slice and dice'. You don't scare me. What if I said I was going to break into your house, cut off your dick, shove it up your ass and then stick a ball gag in your mouth would you be intimidated...then again you'd probably like that...and just a heads up, calling me any of the following names doesn't do a thing to me except make me laugh at not only your lack of intelligence but your complete lameness.... slut, bimbo, whore...etc, etc. Yeah all used before and all have no effect. Nice try though. Nice to know that my opponents are block heads from the seventeenth century. You're just like the others in this match who are seeing the outside package when you look at me or my promos. Hope you enjoy seeing that concrete outside the ring cuz that's where your headed.

I take a big sigh but not because I'm upset, mostly just to clear my head a little.

Bliss: The next person on my hit list is of course Chris Michaels. Did you really just say that you were trying to be respectful? In what world are you living that being condescending and insulting is respectful? I may not be a university graduate like my inflated ego brother but I'm smart enough to know when someone is contradicting themselves....something you do on every level in every promo you release. Besides Did I ask for you to like me and offer me your respect? no. Do I need your respect? ah, yeah that's another no. If you really believe that your words were any where close to respectful or nice, your far more crazier than everyone in this match combined.

I shake my head.

Bliss: and also blind apparently....you may need to go get some glasses or some shit cuz if you had even, I dunno, opened your eyes and looked at some matches that we've had in the last 6 weeks here in MPW you would see that we have had tag matches. You may think they weren't worth watching because they weren't for the Tag titles or because they weren't 'in your calibre' but maybe...just maybe, you would have seen my tag team take out Kried and Hunter...but like always you had your own head so far up your own ass...or blood...ewww gross by the way....to notice anything but your pathetic over-rated 'corporation' or whatever you call that clubhouse you operate. Just because you come somewhere and set up a club doesn't mean that people will wanna join. In fact I don't think I'm the only one that has commented on not only the stupid name but the fact that you've also stolen copy-written material from various Movie plots.

I laugh and when I think about my words, I laugh a little harder, having to pause the video camera a couple minutes. I actually get a little distracted, looking at some other promos that have been posted and get a good laugh at Kurt's. One thing I can say for the guy is that I do get his humour that much more than some other people would, maybe it's because I spent so much time with him...maybe because I dated him...maybe because we slept together...who knows. He'd actually done a couple promo's where I wasn't part of the focus so I hoped that meant he was moving on. I may be a bitch and I may be heartless sometimes but I didn't want the guy to never have a life. But I'd distracted myself too much from the subject at hand...something so easy to do when I had to talk about douchebag Michaels. God and I still had a list of things I wanted to get off my chest. Again, not pissed off, I just didn't want him to think he could get away with being a freak. yeah that didn't fly with me. You couldn't expect me to not have a comeback for everything.

I turn the camera back on.

Bliss: I'd apologise but your not worth it, besides to you that was only a couple seconds anyway. Next on my list is the sexist shit you spew out of that big snout of yours...it's seriously a joke...ironically just like you. oh snap. I also find it funny that you tell me to do my homework but yet every time you've failed to give me the same courtesy....seems just like our resident crazy boob stalker. You fail to take your own advice. If you feel that you can beat me.. think that I'm not impressive...go right ahead and believe that...hope you have your affairs in order cuz of course it will mean your funeral. And by the way, the lezbo comment...yeah like that hasn't been used a million times before.

I roll my eyes.

Bliss: I just want to take this minute to say, I'm starting to change my opinion on my Tag partners' hubby. He has some pretty good insults to say about you...and just to make sure you saw it I've decided to include the clip here for your enjoyment.

*of course the clip was added after the video was finished being recorded*

the screen changes from Bliss' face to Johnny Clash's promo:

Johnny Clash: So before we announce the results, I have something to say and clear my head a bit. This message goes out to Chris Michaels. I don’t know who the fuck you are and who you think you are but next time you shit talk my wife Laura Tavares and Bliss again you will have a real problem on your hand that not even your roided out brother can fix. So next time you say something like that... “kid”.... Think twice because Johnny Clash will be on your ass faster than I was on your mothers last night. Take that to your grave you punk ass bitch. And just in case you didn’t know.. You are Caucasian, act that way. You want to shit on the way they **In dumbed down southern accent** talk about their match.

[[Johnny points to the camera than smirks]]

Johnny Clash: Well all you did was point out worthless facts that if you think will help you in your match you have another thing coming. I can’t wait until you get your ass beat and you go crying home with your tail between your legs because you got beat by a girl.

*The screen flips back to Bliss*

I'm trying to hold in my laughter but it's pretty hard.

Bliss: Just for the record Johnny I never say thank you. I am perfectly capable of defending my own honour but I have to say....that was pretty good. Besides I did warn him not to fuck with Laura and me by default I guess. So Chris, seems that your making enemies pretty damn fast. I wouldn't hold your breath for anyone's respect around here cuz it ain't ever coming. I personally don't do this for respect myself, I do this to kick people's asses...and if your here to have notoriety for being a 'respected' member of this fed then I have come to the conclusion that your in the wrong business. The only Notoriety your gaining is for being a creepy ass wipe with no personality. And no creativity. Yeah sure we're not here to 'entertain' anybody but if you want someone to actually pay attention to those 'promos' you throw up then you have to at least keep us from going into a coma. And by the way....what was the point of the tub of blood anyway? Are you channelling Elizabeth Bathory...was that the blood of twenty virgins....would fit considering that she was out of her mind too.

I yawn because I'm getting really bored of talking about Michaels now...so I'll give him one more closing line and move on. God I'm glad that I'll be done with him, at least for a while. Douche.

Bliss: so since I'm losing my consciousness talking about you I'm going to wrap this portion on you up real quick. here's some advice: 1. Stop taking insult advice from books from the 1970's...Ace 2. hire yourself a personal trainer cuz I really am flabbergasted at how you've managed to win 2 matches 3. Get yourself either a manager or a creative team or something. your idea of scare tactics are just....I don't even have a decent word for it it's just that plain bad 4. and finally....if you really think that by coming after the biggest fucking mouth and bad ass girl with an anger management condition is going to get you a win you have another thing coming. Watch your back Michaels...not just in this match but everywhere. I like beating people up for fun and I think it would be fun to continuously make you pay.

At some point during that final point I had gotten incredibly close to the camera so i backed off, took a minute to clear my mind and start on the next opponents.

Bliss: Roxi....wow....bravo. another awesome mission where you found the bad guy and brought them to justice.

I clapped.

Bliss: Pathetic. this is how you intend to defeat me? The best you can come up with is calling me a hooker...please...grow up chick. And again with the 'kill her' and 'destroy her' comments. Wow lack of creatively here too. not all bad guys are repetitive in their lines. Like I said, I don't have any interest in terminating your life. Your not worth the 25 to life. If we're going to start pretending that we're things we're not then I'm going to pretend that your a no name actor in Fight Club and I'm Tyler Durden...then I'm going to kick your ass until your a bloody pulp. Now that's entertainment....but I don't need to pretend to actually see that...I'll see that tomorrow night for real. I really think that if you put more effort in your actual wrestling career instead of this fantasy crime fighting gig, you might win some more matches...but since you've gone coo-coo it just gives me a better chance at throwing you over the ropes and letting you see me become #1 contender.

Wow...still 2 more to go. This was going to take all night. Good thing that Sonja hasn't said a 'lick'. I laugh out loud even though the people watching won't know what it's about.

Bliss: I was just thinking that out of everybody that has made a comment or Comments about this match the only one to remain silent is Sonja...our little Russian beauty queen who probably licked herself out of step up before it's premier. It's the only thing I can think of for why someone with her lack of skill is on the main roster. No offence honey but if you downgraded yourself you may actually win a match. just an observation. I really hope that you get your ass in front of a camera soon...I mean that worm Wyatt is always looking for a story....did you see that ridiculous 'people' article he's trying to pass off? Saying that I want Adian Caine. Please. just tell him your really a dude....he'll come running microphone in hand. You can take my advice or leave it...totally up to you but either way, you will lose on Monday...that I know for sure. And last but certainly not best, Freddy Styles...a man who uses that verb as his last name but is obviously lacking some 'Style'. I hate when people come to a federation and pretend to be greater than they actually are. I've claimed to be the best and I know that some people will wholeheartedly disagree...which is fine, I can't make a believer of everyone but you Mr. Styles apparently do not back up your claims. I mean awesome for you that you have a girl that you love and she treats you good but you really gotta get your head in the game man. Did you ever think that maybe you need to have a little more focus on wrestling and a little less on the booty call? If you ask me seems like your a slave to the all mighty pussy. She must be pretty damn good to make you actually lose your direction...and a couple matches, I mean wow...wish I could claim to do that to guys I sleep with...well actually....

I make a sigh that is half laughing because it's obvious I'm referring to Newman.

Bliss: But besides all that, I know that because of that I'm not going to have any issue defeating you Freddy. I almost wish you'd come out with something better than what you have because I'm so completely bored with what the others have claimed to be their best. I would like a little more competition...unfortunately I have my doubts that you are it. Best of luck in the future man...obviously fighting in the North American and heavy weight tiers are just far to much of a challenge for you. Better luck next time.

I tilt my head to one side to the camera and give a half smile.

Bliss: So just to close this thing off, You're all not doing your homework, your saying things like she lost before....she doesn't have much experience....she dresses like a whore....you wanna get distracted by those things...okay good, gives me all the advantage I need to get you each over those ropes. Although I 'm not claiming that I will do it all single handily....I'm not that deluded to my own grandeur....I know that Mouland will probably start tossing bodies like bails of hay and that Roxi will get a few cheap shots and insults in before she ends up 'breaking on thru to the other side' but in the grand scheme it will be I that withstands it all to emerge victorious. I am anything if not serious about winning this spot. I want my rematch with Caine. and none of you idiots is going to keep me from that.

I wiggle a goodbye at the camera.

Bliss: Later Peasants.